1972 Ford Bronco opportunity (Chattanooga)

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  1. Roush PSD Interceptor

    Roush PSD Interceptor Straight Piped Diesel Staff Member

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    Nov 28, 2010
    Ringgold, Georgia
    1972 Ford Bronco opportunity


    Up for sale is not just a vehicle. This is a power pulsing piece of American History. The 1972 Ford Bronco. If you are a Jeep guy or looking for a Jeep, stop reading now. You aren't ready yet. Come back when you have balls. If you do have a set, then they will likely get bigger after reading this ad.

    If you are ready to own this icon, here's your chance. This machine has is an eight cylinder 302 cubic inch power plant forged by AMERICAN labor that will smoke the 33 x 12.50 tires through 3 gears. Converted from three on the tree to four on the floor. You will not need the first gear unless you want to pull Jeeps and other wannabees out of their misery. The NP 435 transmission has a Dana 20 transfer case attached with a dual stick for front/rear independent high and low. Did I mention electric seats.

    This gun-metal gray panty dropper won't start the first time. It has a carburetor. If you don't know what that is, ask a man. Women will want to be with you and men will want to be you.

    New shocks, springs, sway bar. 4 wheel disc brake conversion, power steering so your other arm is free to throw around the best looking girl of your choice. No radio installed. Wouldn't be able to hear it over the sweet loud rumble and testosterone being ejected from the headers. You will enjoy cruising at speeds of 55-60 because you will never be in a hurry. If you want speed, buy a sports car. Looking for an air conditioner. Look somewhere else. The man who pilots this machine doesn't care about sweating, rain, or getting laid. If you want something practical then go find a nice rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Hyundai crossover to feed your wannabee appetite. This, my friend, is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery that will make Chuck Norris and John Wayne slap the Dos Equis guy and wave old glory as you cruise by. Bald eagles will watch you with binoculars. Obama stickers won't stick to this bumper so don't bother.

    If you think you're ready to park this panty hauler in your driveway then be prepared. Buying this Bronco will cause some major changes around the house. Better get your old lady ready for some damn changes, cause this **** will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked. . ..

    1. More chest hair
    2. More friends
    3. You're growing a beard
    4. Meat Only Diet
    5. T-Rex for a pet
    6. You're taking a job at the lumber mill
    7. ***** enlargement
    8. Catch more fish
    9. Sex in the yard
    10. Sex in the garage
    11. All male offspring
    12. Chiseled jaw line
    13. Not giving a damn
    14. Flesh turning to steel
    15. Higher salary
    16. Promotions
    17. Better looking wives
    18. Better looking mistresses
    19. More golfing
    20. More killing stuff
    21. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer
    22. More tools in your garage
    23. Bigger TV
    24. Wife takes out the trash
    25. Four Wheel Drive
    26. Wife stocks fridge with beer
    27. Chuck Norris
    28. John Wayne
    29. Merica
    30. Steaks for dinner
    31. Women on the side
    32. Building **** out of stone
    33. Bar Fights
    34. Wife picks you up from Thee Gentlemen's Club
    35. Welding stuff

    Sounds good right?

    But if you think you're going to get this steed, you better pony up $14,000 American Dollars. I'm not selling you this awesomeness unless you are clearly a pure blooded American Species, so don't even think about it. If you want to low ball or offer less than what it's worth, then go get that nice Subaru, paddle board, and find a rescue dog to join ya because the hot American women won't be. They'll be in the backseat of this Ford Bronco!!!!!
    Last edited: Oct 15, 2015
  2. Bdons-SD

    Bdons-SD Anti spark plug!

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    Dec 23, 2010
    That's gold.

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  3. ak_cowboy

    ak_cowboy Penguin Hunter

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    Nov 28, 2010
    Not worth $14k though... Maybe 10 since it's not cut

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