the shredder!!

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  1. Mar 28, 2011 at 3:47 PM #1
    Old_Skl_Raptr

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    joke i got at work haha





    THIS IS A CLASSIC: " The Shredder "

    A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he
    found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his
    hand.

    "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and
    important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing
    work?"

    "Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned on the
    machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

    "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared
    inside the machine, "I just need one copy."

    Lesson: Never, Never, ever assume that your boss knows what
    he's doing.
     
  2. Mar 28, 2011 at 9:50 PM #2
    General Lee

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA that is good!
     
  3. Mar 28, 2011 at 9:52 PM #3
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    hahahahahaa
     
  4. Mar 28, 2011 at 9:59 PM #4
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    Ha, what makes this better is my boss got fired today
     
  5. Mar 28, 2011 at 10:01 PM #5
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  6. Mar 28, 2011 at 10:06 PM #6
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    Or they buy the back then "latest" flat screen computer monitor for $400 and then find out they just lost the Alcoa account.
     
  7. Mar 29, 2011 at 12:34 AM #7
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