so..adhd....lets see if you qualify
if your obsessive compulsive...prees 1 repeatedly
if your co-dependent ask some one to press 2 for you
if you have multiple personalities press 3,4,5,6
if you are paranoid we know wo you are and what you want and where you live...stay on the line while we trace your call
if you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship
if you are schiztophrenic listen closley and the voices will tell you which numbers to press
if you are manic depressive..it doesnt matter what number you press no one will answer
if you have a nervous disorder please fidgit with the hash key till some one comes on the line
if you are dislexic please press 696969696969696969696969696969696
if you have amnesia please press 8 and state your name address phone number date of birth social security number and your mothers maiden name
if you have post truamatic stress disorder...slowly and carefully press 0-0-0
if you are bi-polar...please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep,or after the beep..please wait for the beep
if you have short term memory loss press 9
if you have short term memory loss press 9
if you have short term memory loss press 9
if you have low self esteem...please hang up...all our operators are too busy to talk to you....
sorry man, i'm no help
